So, um, let’s talk about Duke Nukem Forever. I was, honestly, looking forward to this game. I didn’t spend my entire adult life reading about the endless delays and engine changes, the development mishaps and funding cataclysms. I didn’t work on those articles or attend the E3 presentations they were based on. I grew up reading them. For as long as I can remember, Duke has been gaming’s joke. The fat, dumb, lovable companion to the mainstream’s dashing hero.